The truth hurts sometimes.

This isn’t a toy.
It’s a tool.

When the moment strikes, you don’t argue — you press a button.

Choose from 8 hard-hitting parody lines, locked and loaded, or flip on the real megaphone mode and say it yourself.

The lineup:

1. “You’re fired.”
   Classic. Quick. Devastating.

2. “Trump mic-drop certified.”
   No follow-up required.

3. “You sound like CNN.”
   Instant shutdown for anything idiotic.

4. “Wake up, Sleepy Joe.”
   For the slacker in every room.

5. “Do you mind stepping back? Your breath is very bad.”
   Deep-cut insult. Unexpected. Legendary.

6. “I agree with you — but then we’d both be wrong.”
   Politely savage. Perfect for meetings.

7. “You talk a lot for someone who never says anything smart.”
   Cuts through ego like a chainsaw.

8. Megaphone Mode.
   No filter. No mercy. Your voice, amplified.

Use it to clap back in meetings, roast coworkers with plausible deniability, dominate conference calls, or gift it to anyone with a desk — and a backbone.

Legal Disclaimer:
This is a parody product for entertainment purposes only. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or authorized by Donald Trump, Trump 2024, any presidential campaign, political party, organization, or public figure. All voices and references are parody representations and not actual likenesses.